Clarke: Clarke is going to make you feel about 9 inches tall and then she is definitely going to kick your ass. Clarke held her own against Anya, a trained grounder leader, and killed another grounder guard in like .2 seconds. Clarke knows what she wants and she’s going to win.
Bellamy: Okay, Bellamy is basically an action hero at this point and he’s more than proven himself… but I still think you can do it. Fight Bellamy. Give it a shot. You may or may not win because tbh he’s a big softie.
Octavia: Do not fight Octavia. Not only can Octavia take a hell of a lot of hits from a grown man who has been trained to fight but then she learned how to fight and now she’s unstoppable. She’ll kick your ass. She’ll kick her boyfriend’s ass. She’ll kick her own ass. Basically what I’m saying is if you fight Octavia it will be the last thing you ever do.
Raven: wtf don’t fight Raven??? Don’t go near Raven or I will fight you??
Finn: PLEASE fight Finn. Fight him right now. Then fight him again tomorrow. I will pay you to fight him–I will help you fight Finn. Just kick his ass oh my god.
Lexa: Okay yeah, Lexa is the big bad commander or whatever but consider this… Lexa is a giant dork. Just say something like “I saw you interact with Clarke the other day and you were really awkward” and you’ll distract her enough to win probably.
Lincoln: Look me in the eyes and tell me you wouldn’t feel bad about fighting Lincoln.
Murphy: Do we have any actual concrete evidence that Murphy would be good in a fight? Like we saw him “fight” Wells but honestly Wells doesn’t know shit about fighting and sure he’s killed two people but like ok… as long as you are not unconscious when Murphy decides to kill you you can take him. Fight Murphy. He’s not that tough.
Jasper: Listen, I don’t care that Jasper stuck an axe in somebody. Jasper is a fucking nerd and don’t let anyone tell you differently. Fight him. You will win. I guarantee it.
Monty: I don’t know why you would ever want to fight Monty. Don’t fight Monty.
